However, this event (and many others like it) was a learning experience. ▲ Humanity was reduced to a single child just 18 minutes after they came into existence All the adult humans left the main village, hell-bent on felling this single tree, and they all froze to death in the wheatfields, leaving the last and only human (a child, mind you) to live out its remaining days among the farmland creatures. They never even managed to cut the tree down. Little did I know that the humans had some insatiable desire to cut down that tree, establishing a village and subsequent farmland in the snow. There aren’t any resources to speak of there - it’s merely a smidgen of chilly continent I made because one human prayed to me, saying that she wished for a pine tree to exist in the world. ▲ They even often directly pray for their demiseįor instance, I once created a snowy region to add some variety to the land. The sheer variety of ways humanity can doom itself is truly baffling. Despite the increased size of my deck though, I still run into road bumps. I start off with a limited number of cards, just to ease myself into it, and buy more as I go through various iterations of humanity. “Why cards?” you ask? Well, I just think it’s funny to have the fate of the world decided by a deck of playing cards. This is all carried out through a series of randomly-shuffled cards. You must create the right environmental conditions and provide the right resources in order to enlighten the humans. ▲ I even wrote down the various steps required to accomplish my goalĪs I mentioned before however, raising humanity is a tedious process. The plain truth is that the humans of Simmiland are utter buffoons, which makes it challenging to teach them how to be a proper sentient species.īut! No challenge is actually challenging for a god - and to prove it, I decided to not only make humanity a grand species, but to have them defeat me. This difficulty is by no means a result of any of my faults however after all, as a god I am by definition a perfect being and therefore insulated from blame. Of course, raising an entire species from sticks and stones to cars and guns is no walk in the park.
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